英語(yǔ)長(zhǎng)篇故事？英語(yǔ)笑話(一) Q: What's the difference beeen a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。那么，英語(yǔ)長(zhǎng)篇故事？一起來(lái)了解一下吧。
編者按：《The pool of tears》這個(gè)英語(yǔ)故事是來(lái)自愛麗絲夢(mèng)游仙境中的第二章，講述的是主人公愛麗絲傷心流眼淚，形成一個(gè)小池塘的故事。
The pool of tears
講述者
Hello! Alice is having some very curious adventures at the bottom of a rabbit hole. She drank a drink that made her verysmall indeed. But she wants to grow bigger so that she can reach the key thatwill unlock the tiny door to a beautiful garden. After eating some cake she found in a little glass box, Alice started to feel something …
大家好!Alice正在兔子洞底經(jīng)歷一場(chǎng)奇幻怪異的旅程。她喝了一種能讓她變小的飲料，但是現(xiàn)在為了拿到鑰匙進(jìn)入花園，她又想重新變大。在吃完玻璃盒子里的小蛋糕以后，她開始有了一些異樣的感覺。
笑話第一篇（這篇若外國(guó)人看了一定會(huì)笑） Adam and Joseph were talking about their families. Adam said,"My grandfather was a very good conductor before he died" "Was he a musician?" joseph asked. "No,"said Adam,"he was struck by lightning." 亞當(dāng)和約瑟正在談及他們的家人。 亞當(dāng)說(shuō)：「我祖父在他死前是一個(gè)很好的conductor(conductor可作指揮，或?qū)щ婓w解） 約瑟問(wèn)：「他是不是一個(gè)音樂家？」 亞當(dāng)說(shuō)：「不是，他是被雷電擊中」 第二個(gè)笑話 The Bishop spoke to the congregation about the shortage of priests and nuns. "Too many of you are only having one child and letting them go off into other professions. I propose that each family should have three children: one for the father, one for mother and one for the church." A few days later, the bishop was out shopping when he saw a pregnant woman from his parish. But before he could say hello, she shouted above the crowd,"This one is yours, Bishop!" 有一個(gè)主教對(duì)他的會(huì)眾說(shuō)及，神父和修女的短缺。
Far out in the sea the water is very, very blue. You can see through it like glass. Far down in the water there are beautiful trees and plants. These trees and plants are so far from the top of the water that no one can see them. Fishes go in and out of the trees just like birds. This is the place where the Sea Kings city is.
The Sea Kings wife died many years before, so his old mother looked after him. She loved the Sea Kings six children very much, and they loved their grandmother, too. These six children were beautiful princesses. The youngest princess was the most beautiful: her eyes were as blue as the sea and her body was white like a rose. But, like all her sisters, she had no feet. The top of her body was like a girls body; and the rest of her body was like the body of a fish.
The six princesses often played all day in the big rooms inside the Sea Kings house. Beautiful flowers grew out of the walls on all sides of them. When the windows were opened, fishes would go into the rooms just like birds come into our rooms. But the fishes were braver than birds They went up to the little princesses to eat food from their hands.
In front of the Sea Kings house there was a large garden full of red plants and blue plants. The flowers of these plants were like the burning sun. There was a blue light over the garden; you would think that you were up in the sky — not down in the sea.
Each of the little princesses had her own little garden inside the large garden. They could plant the flowers, which they themselves liked the most. The youngest princess planted red flowers in the garden, and she planted a red tree near the flowers. She was not at all like her sisters.
The little princess loved to hear about people who were not the same as she was. These people have feet and did not live in the sea: they lived on land. She made her grandmother tell her everything she knew about ships, cities, and men. She was very pleased when she heard that the flowers on land had a lovely smell: the flowers in the sea had no smell at all. She was very pleased, too, when she heard that the small fishes in the sky could sing. The old lady was speaking about birds, but she called them fishes because the little princesses did not know about birds.
"When you are fifteen years old, you can go to the top of the sea, " their grandmother said. "You will then sit at night and see the ships go by. And you will know about cities and men. "
The next year the oldest of the sisters would be fifteen. She was very happy, but the other sisters were unhappy. They could not go to the top of the sea. The oldest sister said that she would tell them about everything that she saw.
But none of the sisters wanted to go so much as the youngest sister wanted to go. On many nights she stood by the open window, looking up through the blue water. She could see the sun and it looked very big to her. If a ship went by up there, above her, she thought that it must be a very big fish.
The day now came when the oldest of the princess was fifteen and could go to the top of the sea.
寓言故事是較為特殊的一種文學(xué)樣式,深受讀者的歡迎，下面這些是我為大家推薦的幾篇
：Far off the mark for slander
There is a large house lost children walking in the mountains at night, saw a cave, he wanted to put in to have a rest. Can just into the hole saw to a late ties of predecessors to stay inside, scared to dare not speak, but the elder wave phase invited is very high. Want to charity, his life won't have what bad heart, the children came and visit.
Configuration of predecessors and intonation and had no difference, just ask some household chores, after feeling each other, the children ask elder said: "your cemetery in another place, but why here?" Predecessors lamented: "I hope no mistakes during his life, just step by step, while reading a few when this work, it's nothing. Surprisingly buried in a few years later, suddenly the tomb built a huge monument, the inscription above in addition to my name, official position, mostly exaggerated, some even are imagination, disorderly blow. My life is simple, oneself already very upset, and attracted visitors often mocked sound, after read the inscription on the surrounding ghost also get together to watch from time to time, but also mocked. I can't bear so much gossip, hence escape here, only on the day of every year martyrs, to the graveyard to see the children." Encourage the children to politely predecessors: "have the people do not have such inscription on morality, filial piety is not enough to make the family honor. Even great scholars sorted, you can write some beautiful words, big writer han yu had a proverb to himself by writing fulsome inscription made some drinks. In many such examples, you why so bitter?" Predecessors seriously said: "rights and wrongs, in people's mind, even if others can be far off the mark, ask yourself but ashamed. And far off the mark don't really have much benefits, uphold the prosperity lies mainly in children, I why use this function to recruit people laugh at again?" Say that finish, kiss xiu leave.
This fable is obviously fictitious, its meaning in warning: living only memorize practically objective evaluation, can make people feel at ease, spirit also can forever. You know, in the heart of the monument must be giant stone is more important than the erect, longer.
：Gem bee waste rock
One day, a jewelry merchants from xinjiang to talk to a family business, see the embossed on the desk with a translucent stone, they want to use a *** all piece of jade ornaments, owners don't agree. Later to talk about a few times, master deliberately put the price very high, and there are additional conditions, thus not clinch a deal.
The master thought: this is not how the lion rock someone want to buy again and again, if to renovate it, can make a person more not love? Then, the translucent stone in earnest with sand paper burnish, drilling hole, also tied a red ribbon, appear round. But after a year or more, this has been polished polished jade still no one attention, baffled and master.
Later, the returned from xinjiang to the jeweler and came to the family, after see the polished stone is very sorry to say: "this stone is actually a very rare piece of treasure jade, the original twelve *** all hole, 12 according to the arrangement, every time there will be a hole into red, and disappear in turn, the cycle. As a result, the jade of natural instrument is a kind of calculation time. However, now the jade after polishing, weight reduced not only, but more important is can change color timing also be ground out of holes, more make the value of this piece of jade. The original can be sold at least ten thousand yuan of above, but now is one thousand yuan also few people want to, not only because this jade now is too mon, and easy to weathering brittle after polishing, after some years will gradually broken." Say that finish, the bargain man turned and walked in xinjiang.
The lesson of the story is profound: it is to have the ability to recognize and validate spirit, clever often self-defeating; The second is to naturalness and everything, exterior brightness is not equal to have practical value. Although not grinding abrasive "jade", but some jade grinding can bee waste rock instead.
：Hate the circular
Have family nurse to do a can rotate circular toys for fun baby, baby love. Mammy often turn it, attracting many children and baby have fun together.
The friend called male plant, heard about this toy, please take a look at the master, he glanced at his hurried and burned the toy, also blame the master said: "the ancient hate rounded gentleman sings a way:" would rather founder for the slaves, not *** ooth for big officer; rather founder and insulted, also cannot achieve *** ooth glory. 'there are particularly stubborn gentleman also not to look up into the sky, because I hate day is round. Someone explains, big, difficult to see, so that day was round, in fact it is not round. But the gentleman replied,' day even not round, but people have called it the circle, so I still hate it. 'why are you home made this revolving round, wild children make it for fun? Children like it when I was young, when I grow up must prefer round. Guide the children like to round things is a kind of injustice, and personally playing round things, the more is founder. Ay, you dote on round thing in the home, away from home will like little unp *** ooth wind. How do I know you will not say circle circle, at the end of life? How can I be your friend?"
The master had to cry said: "I had a circular toys, because the baby so you blame on me, if I treat foreign object with the manner of the circle, to strict adherence with the nature of circular fashion, is not round not to participate in, is not round not to do, so the male plant wouldn't you want to take a knife or arrow kill me?"
The logic of the story though exaggerated and absurd, but also that everything has a duality. Round round this, there is no good and bad, in different places have different purposes. Car wheels make it round to least resistance, can be dangerous if make circular brick to build by laying bricks or stones wall is very big. Life is like this: too *** ooth, lost the principle and position; It is not sharp, also hard to do things well. Therefore, need not routinely hate rounded, and should be the party, party, the circle is the circle.
《海的女兒》英語(yǔ)故事：
In order to pursue the noble and immortal soul of a person, the sea Princess Mermaid abandons the free life of the seabed and the life of 300 years, abandons the beautiful singing voice in the hands of the vicious witch, endures the great pain brought by turning the fish tail into human leg, and uses her love, her heart and her young life.
To pursue the soul of the eternal and noble person, and to share all eternal happiness through "good work". The writer eulogizes the mermaid's pursuit of love, soul and ideal, and shows her good and pure character, strong perseverance and sacrifice spirit.
《海的女兒》中文故事：
該作講述海公主小人魚為了追求到一個(gè)人的高潔的不死的靈魂，放棄了海底自由自在的生活和300年長(zhǎng)壽的生命，把美妙的歌喉丟棄在惡毒的巫婆手里，忍受住把魚尾變成人腿后所帶來(lái)的巨大痛苦，用她的愛、她的心和她年輕的生命。
以上就是英語(yǔ)長(zhǎng)篇故事的全部?jī)?nèi)容，適合大學(xué)生的英語(yǔ)故事有以下幾篇：《生命中的大石頭》：作者：愛米莉。簡(jiǎn)介：該故事通過(guò)演示的形式揭示哲理，其中的“大石塊”象征著知識(shí)和目標(biāo)。故事強(qiáng)調(diào)了設(shè)定目標(biāo)的重要性，以及知識(shí)在實(shí)現(xiàn)這些目標(biāo)中的關(guān)鍵作用。它提醒大學(xué)生們，要明確自己的目標(biāo)，并努力學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)，以便在未來(lái)取得成功。內(nèi)容來(lái)源于互聯(lián)網(wǎng)，信息真?zhèn)涡枳孕斜鎰e。如有侵權(quán)請(qǐng)聯(lián)系刪除。
